sexgasms:

ultra-cheesecakepizza-me:

blustrology:

puzzleypuzzler:

goopy-amethyst:

goopy-amethyst:

pearlpines:

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

kynisme:

clueless-gamer:

2snowy4u:

imivi:

jointeamfreewill:

gipsy-bones:

unicornpancakes:

ask-the-multishipper:

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

HOLY FUCKING COW.

OKAY IT’S TRUE

WHAT

???

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

oh?

OH

#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible 

nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF

you’re shitting me

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-

i wanna see what happens

it looks fun i guess

nice

unclefather:

*goes through my mans phone after he dies*

*gets out the Ouija board*

me: who is Sarah

lfeellike:

when ur christmas af but you still have exams to study for

sachimo:

high school more like sigh school

aaronjohnnson:

*iPhone storage full*
I DIDNT ASK FOR IBOOKS, APPLE WATCH, TIPS, HEALTH, PASSBOOK. OR PODCAST!!!

• me @ myself: get it together.....
• also me @ myself: ur literally going through a lot rn? cut yourself some slack?
• also also me @ myself: ...anyway....i hate my entire self

plasticbagvevo:

me trying to comfort a sad friend